Nathan Smithe's TV | Impossible Planet: Dinosaurs!

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Nathan Smithe’s TV | Impossible Planet: Dinosaurs!

Excerpt from my upcoming book.

One sentence.

  • psychobum: hello
  • kelelyn: hello!
  • psychobum: HELLo
  • psychobum: hella o
  • kelelyn: hi!
  • psychobum: High
  • kelelyn: hi-ya
  • psychobum: hey
  • psychobum: I had a writing question but I think this sweet valley high super thirller book helped me figure it out
  • psychobum: its a good refrence. you shuld check it out. yu might lern somethin

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My trip to the Sting concert

  • yardko: I
  • yardko: me
  • yardko: me me em e
  • yardko: estoy
  • yardko: retards have feelings too you know
  • yardko: they make noises like "doyyyyyyy"
  • yardko: its not easy to crap your pants
  • yardko: takes skill
  • yardko: finesse
  • yardko: courage
  • yardko: omnipotence
  • yardko: a hint of cinnamon
  • yardko: the english speaking population of gainsville florida knows what I'm talking about.
  • yardko: poppycock you might be saying
  • yardko: I know its hip to bash retards
  • yardko: "The one guy from "Happy Days" does it, why can't I?" you're saying.
  • yardko: well poppycock! I say
  • yardko: popppycock and balderdash
  • yardko: you talk the talk but do you walk the walk?
  • yardko: do you tiptoe to tivo the teevee?
  • yardko: why do birds suddenly appear when I throw some birdseed over here?
  • yardko: the answers to these questions and more wuld clearly blow your mind.
  • yardko: if you really feel that way why don't you travel back in time and give abraham lincoln a piece of your mind.
  • yardko: abraham lincoln has feelings too
  • yardko: you think just because he's made out of copper he doesn't feel pain?
  • yardko: they call it a penny because its short for "pretty emotional 'n 'n'yeah."
  • yardko: abraham lincoln died
  • yardko: that's more than I can say for the guy from "Happy Days" you so admire.
  • yardko: I cried.
  • yardko: big time.
  • yardko: super tears
  • yardko: Only britney spears knows what I go through.
  • yardko: she understands
  • yardko: She's a mother.
  • yardko: Britney and I go way back like an 8 track
  • yardko: we kicked it old school
  • yardko: back in the daycycle
  • yardko: which was a Wednesday
  • yardko: There's a lot of things you don't know about me
  • yardko: I have green blood.
  • yardko: I'm also multicultural.
  • yardko: I have an advanced degree
  • yardko: Yo soy muy fuego.
  • yardko: I'm all over the place.
  • yardko: like a box of chocolates
  • yardko: that were imported
  • yardko: from different places
  • yardko: Like an ocelot.
  • yardko: a sexy ocelot.
  • yardko: a robot ocelot
  • yardko: robocelot.
  • yardko: with chainsaw arms
  • yardko: stranger in a strange land
  • yardko: otherwise known as the greatest story ever told.

Excerpt from my upcoming book

  • someone: its like scooby doo says
  • someone: being in jail is ruff
  • someone: like scooby doo says
  • someone: being anally raped is ruff
  • someone: like scooby doo says
  • someone: the day after doing acid is ruff
  • someone: like scooby doo says
  • someone: talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion is ruff
  • someone: like scrappy doo says
  • someone: puppy power is a front for white power.
  • someone: I may be brown on the outside
  • someone: but im pure blodded aryan on the inside
  • someone: like fred says
  • someone: I have aids.
  • someone: buttsex with dudes
  • someone: it is a gay disease
  • someone else: days are too long
  • someone: maybe if you wake up at 4 am
  • someone: and caulk walls
  • someone else: i'm ready to party already
  • someone: I got two and a half badguys to go
  • someone else: i just perected the art of hulahoopong my keys with my wrist
  • someone else: cant speel tho
  • someone: uhh
  • someone else: but i put keys on 2 hair binders
  • someone else: ching ching ching!
  • someone else: i'm like a super's fantasy now
  • someone: like scooby doo says
  • someone: going insanse is ruff
  • someone else: i knoow
  • someone else: i'm gonna wear them all day anywas
  • someone else: dance to bollywood
  • someone else: ching ching!
  • someone: maybe
  • someone else: i finally stated bleeding, so yukio's is off the hook
  • someone else: so now it's dance time
  • someone: you killed that baby!
  • someone: monster1
  • someone else: i know
  • someone else: sry
  • someone: a dead baby
  • someone: bleads
  • someone: betwixt thine legs
  • someone: me thinks
  • someone: for better weather
  • someone else: yeah like eating eggs is like eating chicken abortion
  • someone else: unfertelized eggs
  • someone: tom gruise
  • someone: ate the placenta
  • someone: but doesn't believe in vitamins
  • someone else: whaaatever
  • someone else: freak
  • someone else: i would never eat a placenta
  • someone else: unles it was in pill form
  • someone: I just ate three while you wrote that
  • someone: but you ,know me
  • someone: baby eater
  • someone else: yeha i knooow
  • someone: wasn't even hungry
  • someone else: ok i have to move bookcases now, fuuck
  • someone: after you are done you can come clean my house next
  • someone else: no fucking way
  • someone else: but thanks for your offer
  • someone: all I have are these dead hookers
  • someone else: they clean right up with a hooker brush
  • someone: chop chop toss toss bing bang boom
  • someone else: pow pow gow gow pong thang poo!
  • me: get a job you hippy
  • or go back to burningman
  • we used to eat wood and rocks and we were happy
  • uphill naked backwards through 40 miles of snow
  • my feet are stumps
  • like bon jovi says, "woah, living on a prayer."
  • when i was a kid we had the ebola virus and we were happy
  • my mother was a bucket with a hole in it
  • never saw me complain
  • we didnt have thundercats
  • we had howdy doody
  • big diff
  • huge diff
  • our moths were stapled shut
  • we were constantly hit with whips and sticks
  • everyone was constantly being abducted and raped and tortured
  • we liked it
  • for fun we'd set the terminally ill on fire
  • even though we couldnt afford fire
  • i carried elephants for a month to earn the wooden nickel it took to set a single termanilly ill person on fire
  • we didn't have john stamos and his rugged good looks
  • we listened to the radio even though our ears had been ripped off
  • we didn't have women back then
  • we had mops
  • i have scars
  • emotional scars
  • i fought a bear
  • and learned to fly
  • we made do with wht we had
  • and we had nothing
  • we didnt even have oxygen
  • our eyeballs exploded
  • we didnt have music, we had a blender filled with nails
  • we listened to it anyway
  • sold out carnegy hall

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The Wicked Awesome Adventures of Cowboy McBurnbaby and Horsey McRainbow!!!!!!!!!

  • psychobum: I almost want to drink
  • psychobum: drink and smoke.
  • psychobum: its like, meh, your sucky little life has a shred of meaning or at least your forgot to think otherwise for a couple hours
  • psychobum: I went crazy buying musical instruments on the ebay the past two days
  • psychobum: maybe I earned the right to poison myself
  • psychobum: You know what, im going to take up heroin
  • psychobum: why not
  • psychobum: I'm glad we had this conversation
  • psychobum: thanks.
  • psychobum: don't try and talk me out of it.
  • psychobum: Inbetween the last message I've already become addicted, gone to rehab, dealt with excruciating pain, spent a year on methadone in slightly smaller increments until I am at last free from the chains. free at last
  • psychobum: however I work as a male nude dancer and with the stress and constant stream of pills the chances of a relapse are astronomical
  • psychobum: So Im writing to tell you that I've decided to join the mormon church
  • famittens: That's great. Are they the ones that sell the cookies?
  • famittens: When you join, tell them those cookies are too expensive. They are pretty decent, but still.

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